Microsoft November 2022 Patch Tuesday Audit

Select Distinct Top 1000000 
Coalesce(tsysOS.Image,
tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypeIcon10) As icon,
tblAssets.AssetID,
tblAssets.AssetName,
tblAssets.Domain,
tblState.Statename As State,
Case tblAssets.AssetID
When SubQuery1.AssetID Then 'Up to date'
Else 'Out of date'
End As [Patch status],
Case
When tblComputersystem.Domainrole > 1 Then 'Server'
Else 'Workstation'
End As [Workstation/Server],
tblAssets.Username,
tblAssets.Userdomain,
tblAssets.IPAddress,
tsysIPLocations.IPLocation,
tblAssetCustom.Manufacturer,
tblAssetCustom.Model,
tsysOS.OSname As OS,
tblAssets.SP,
tblAssets.Version,
tblAssets.Lastseen,
tblAssets.Lasttried,
Case
When tblErrors.ErrorText Is Not Null Or
tblErrors.ErrorText != '' Then
'Scanning Error: ' + tsysasseterrortypes.ErrorMsg
Else ''
End As ScanningErrors,
Case
When tblAssets.AssetID = SubQuery1.AssetID Then ''
Else Case
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008' Then 'KB5020019 or KB5020005'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7' Or tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 7 RC' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2008 R2' Then 'KB5020000 or KB5020013'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8' Then 'KB5020009 or KB5020003'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 8.1' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2012 R2' Then 'KB5020023 or KB5020010'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10240' Then 'KB5019970'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.10586' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.14393' Or
tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2016' Then 'KB5019964'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.15063' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.16299' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17134' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763' And tblOperatingsystem.Caption Not
Like '%LTSC%' Then 'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.17763' And tblOperatingsystem.Caption Like
'%LTSC%' Then 'KB5019966'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2019' Then 'KB5019966'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.18362' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.18363' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.19041' Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.19042' and (tblOperatingsystem.Caption Like
'%home%' or tblOperatingsystem.Caption Like '%pro%') Then
'EOL, update to a higher Windows version'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.19042' Then 'KB5019959' 
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.19043' Then 'KB5019959'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.19044' Then 'KB5019959'
When tsysOS.OSname = 'Win 2022' Then 'KB5019081'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.22000%' Then 'KB5019961'
When tsysOS.OScode Like '10.0.22621%' Then 'KB5019980'
End
End As [Install one of these updates],
Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
GetDate())) + ' days ago' As WindowsUpdateInfoLastScanned,
Case
When Convert(nvarchar,DateDiff(day, QuickFixLastScanned.QuickFixLastScanned,
GetDate())) > 3 Then
'Windows update information may not be up to date. We recommend rescanning this machine.'
Else ''
End As Comment,
Case tblAssets.AssetID
When SubQuery1.AssetID Then '#d4f4be'
Else '#ffadad'
End As backgroundcolor
From tblAssets
Inner Join tblAssetCustom On tblAssets.AssetID = tblAssetCustom.AssetID
Inner Join tsysAssetTypes On tsysAssetTypes.AssetType = tblAssets.Assettype
Inner Join tblOperatingsystem On tblOperatingsystem.AssetID =
tblAssets.AssetID
Inner Join tblState On tblState.State = tblAssetCustom.State
Inner Join tblComputersystem On tblAssets.AssetID = tblComputersystem.AssetID
Left Join tsysOS On tsysOS.OScode = tblAssets.OScode
Left Join (Select Top 1000000 tblQuickFixEngineering.AssetID
From tblQuickFixEngineering
Inner Join tblQuickFixEngineeringUni On tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.QFEID =
tblQuickFixEngineering.QFEID
Where tblQuickFixEngineeringUni.HotFixID In ('KB5020019','KB5020005','KB5020000',
'KB5020013','KB5020009','KB5020003','KB5020023','KB5020010','KB5019970',
'KB5019964','KB5019966','KB5019959','KB5019081','KB5019961','KB5019980')) 
As SubQuery1 On tblAssets.AssetID =
SubQuery1.AssetID
Left Join tsysIPLocations On tblAssets.IPNumeric >= tsysIPLocations.StartIP
And tblAssets.IPNumeric <= tsysIPLocations.EndIP
Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 TsysLastscan.AssetID As ID,
TsysLastscan.Lasttime As QuickFixLastScanned
From TsysWaittime
Inner Join TsysLastscan On TsysWaittime.CFGCode = TsysLastscan.CFGcode
Where TsysWaittime.CFGname = 'QUICKFIX') As QuickFixLastScanned On
tblAssets.AssetID = QuickFixLastScanned.ID
Left Join (Select Distinct Top 1000000 tblErrors.AssetID As ID,
Max(tblErrors.Teller) As ErrorID
From tblErrors
Group By tblErrors.AssetID) As ScanningError On tblAssets.AssetID =
ScanningError.ID
Left Join tblErrors On ScanningError.ErrorID = tblErrors.Teller
Left Join tsysasseterrortypes On tsysasseterrortypes.Errortype =
tblErrors.ErrorType
Where tsysOS.OSname <> 'Win 2000 S' And tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%XP%' And
tsysOS.OSname Not Like '%2003%' And (Not tsysOS.OSname Like 'Win 7%'
Or Not tblAssets.SP = 0) And tblAssetCustom.State = 1 And
tsysAssetTypes.AssetTypename Like 'Windows%'
Order By tblAssets.Domain,
tblAssets.AssetName